She sings and she swings in the box bedroom

With half naked wags and hunks watching on

Slow beating heart broken by a boyfriend

Who promised never to play kiss and tell

The gift of a picture on his birthday

Beamed to his phone as the church bell struck twelve

He said if she “luvd im” she would do it

And that this was the sign that would prove it

Never imagining her pose, click, send

Would end up on Facebook for all his friends

And their friends, their friends and their friends of theirs

Printed then pinned on the school notice board


Flash bulbs pop as she loosens her tie

And Britney sings, “Hit me babe one more time”