She sings and she swings in the box bedroom
With half naked wags and hunks watching on
Slow beating heart broken by a boyfriend
Who promised never to play kiss and tell
The gift of a picture on his birthday
Beamed to his phone as the church bell struck twelve
He said if she “luvd im” she would do it
And that this was the sign that would prove it
Never imagining her pose, click, send
Would end up on Facebook for all his friends
And their friends, their friends and their friends of theirs
Printed then pinned on the school notice board
Flash bulbs pop as she loosens her tie
And Britney sings, “Hit me babe one more time”